It's been in my family in Australia for close to 100 years. My grandfather and father both told it to their children.
Don't believe anyone who claims to have started it.
It's older than anyone alive today, who was old enough to hear it in their childhood.
Bob Dircks
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∙ 13y agothis question is a joke. it has 2 different answers 1. one of its legs are both the same! 2. the higher they fly the fewer!
Bob Dircks
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Greg Herman
Groucho Marx game show. What’s the difference between a Duck? One leg is both the same.
John Heath
I was told "You can get down from a duck" !
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1965 The Apsley public house Southsea, Portsmouth.
My name is David Wallis, just home from Aden. I was with some of my friends, including Michael (Tim) Turner.
Tim posed the question out of the blue. He turned to me and said, "Wally, What's the difference between a Duck". Quick as a flash, I responded with. "One of his legs is both the same."
This became a bit of joke within our group. We would pose the question and laugh at the expression of puzzlement in response.
A couple of years later, I was listening to Tony Blackburn, on Radio One and heard him ask the question, but the response he gave was "one of its legs is the same as the other."
I have left this message to correct that which Tim and I developed through our twisted sense of humour. Just to emphasis - The original answer was - One of his legs is both the same, which is much more understandable!!
David Wallis, now living in God's County (Cornwall)
Bob Dircks
The joke, 'a frozen cookie' is usually known as dry ice.
It would be impossible to list all of the differences between frogs and ducks, but here are some of the most notable ones: Frogs are amphibians; ducks are birds. Frogs are cold blooded; ducks are warm blooded. Frogs have smooth, slimy skin; ducks have dry skin covered in feathers. Frogs have four webbed feet; ducks have two webbed feet and two wings. Frogs travel by swimming and hopping; ducks travel by flying and swimming. Frogs catch food with their tongues; ducks eat food with their bills. Frogs must lay their eggs in water; ducks lay their eggs in nests on land, but must keep them warm. Frogs start out as tadpoles, which breathe through their gills; ducks start out as hatchlings, and can never breathe under water.
Moby Duck is a book written by Donoban Hohn. It is not about any specific "duck". It is about a discovery made about ocean currents and ocean ecology made recently with the help of an accident. 28,800 bath toys (mostly rubber ducks) were spilled into the northern Pacific ocean in 1992. In 2005 some of these ducks were turning up in Maine (US) and along the US eastern seaboard. The name Moby Duck is a joke taken derived from the book title "Moby Dick" by Herman Melville about a sea captain's obsession to kill Moby Dick, the name given to a giant white whale.
A bee joke: Why was the bee so itchy? He had hives.
Where did Noah keep his bees? In archives is the bee joke that you have been asking.
a joke is funny a lie isint
The difference between a messy bee and a bed it a joke is that the bed bee talks about a bee and the bed while the messy bee joke does not.
I am not sure what you mean by mr joke and there is no difference between a cold bee and Elmo.
nothing really!
The joke, 'a frozen cookie' is usually known as dry ice.
the actual joke is "what kind of bee's can you get milk from? and the answer is "boobies"